Introduction
Chapter 1: Sex and Relationships
- How
to go down on a girl
- How
to go down on a guy
- Advice
to virgins
- Advice
to men on how to have sex in the missionary position
- Advice
to men on how to have sex in the doggy style position
- Advice
on the cowgirl position
- Does penis size
matter?
- How
to be bad at sex
- Vanilla
advice to spice up your sex life
- Introduction
to sex toys
- Tips
on impressing women
- Tips
on impressing men
- Tips
on flirting with men and women
- Characteristics
to look for in a long term romantic relationship
- 10
pieces of relationship advice
- Some
relationship advice
- The
evolution of my definition of love
- Tips
on internet dating
- Stages of a
relationship
- Stages
of friendship
- Why women like
assholes
- Why
men should wear nice underwear
- My theory on
sexual morality
- You
need to be a little slutty
- Why
I don't like strip clubs
- Why I like strip
clubs
- Why
would you not masturbate?
- The
cost/benefit analysis of being fake to impress people
- The conundrum of
compromise
- An
intervention with the modern woman
- How
to write short sex stories using a formula plot template
Chapter 2: Self-help and Inspirational
- Tips
on happiness
- The
confidence talk
- Ways
not to define your self-worth
- My
philosophy on leadership
- My advice to the
younger generation
- Advice on life
- What
you should know about yourself
- Why
you shouldn't commit suicide
- Why
you should be sober
- How to tell
someone they're an asshole
- It's
not cool to be stupid.
- Signs
you're old...but not necessarily mature
- Signs
you're mature...but not necessarily old
- Demotivational inspiration
- You might be
depressed because the system sucks, not because you suck
- What I learned
about life from working in IT: part 1, part 2, part 3
- The game of life
- You can and
should help create Utopia
- On you being a
winner
- You don't have
to go around the world to experience something new
- My theory on
responsibility
- On just saying,
"fuck it."
- My theory on
aggregate happiness and immediate karma
- On the inherent
limits of professional therapy
- You're going to
die of cancer
- People
are important.
- Self-subjugation
is not a virtue
- Sometimes
villains are heroes
Chapter 3: How-To
- How
to become a genius
- How
to become an expert at anything
- How to go down
on a girl
- How
to go down on a guy
- How
to be bad at sex
- Why
your muscles hurt and tips on fixing them
- How to create
utopia
- My
1 point solution to solving the world's problems
- How to change
the world: part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5
- How to think
critically
- How to solve a
problem using a team
- How to tell
someone they're an asshole
- How to write a
story
- How
to write short sex stories using a formula plot template
- Tips
to follow when contacting your computer help desk
- How to take
advice
- How to be cool
- How to build a
floating island
- How
to escape poverty
Chapter 4: Writing/Creativity
- Writing
the Wise Sloth Way (compilation book of most of
the stuff here)
- Free
Offer: I will analyze the plot structure of your short story
- The Wise Sloth
formula plot template
- Formula
Plot Storyboard
- Choose
your own adventure templates and prompts
- The
36 Adventures of Captain Buigardo: A choose your
own adventure formula plot template writing prompt
- Notes
on writing sitcoms using a formula plot template
- 4 simple formula
plot templates
- How
to write short sex stories using a formula plot template
- A parable about
how to tell a story
- How to write a
story
- Does
substance abuse make you a better writer?
- 16 tips to overcoming
writer's block
- 10
reasons why writers should blog
- Why using proper
grammar is important in life
- Understanding
and communication 101
- 11 things I
learned about blogging from blogging on myspace
- Why
you shouldn't mock aspiring writers
- The science of
thought/creativity
- How
do you eat an elephant? (An inspirational short
story)
Chapter 5: Religion is Mythology
- A
short summary of the Bible
- 10
scriptures that reveal Christianity is mythology
- 3 signs
Christianity is mythology
- 16 reasons I'm
extremely hesitant to debate Christians
- Why
you shouldn't respect religious beliefs
- 15
signs your church is a cult
- Christian
billboards I wish Atheists would make
- Christians, you
believe in science.
- 10 signs you
should stop pretending to be a Christian
- 10 reasons
Christianity will drive you insane
- 7 ways the Bible
will make you an immoral person
- 11 ways
Christianity ruins society
- Things
Christians have to worry about the nonbelievers don't
- Reasons
to be kind outside of religion
- Disproving the
Bible with sex
- How Christianity
was largely responsible for the holocaust
- You
can achieve the benefits of Christianity without believing in mythology
- It's
time to stop mutilating baby boys' genitals
- Is God a lover
or a fighter?
- How believers
can witness to nonbelievers
- Religion 101
final exam
- Prophets and
cognitive dissonance
- 10 ways to be a
better Christian witness on the internet
- The power of
prayer
- The Dali Lama
may be nice, but he still pretends to be a mythological being
- A more realistic
take on the 10 commandments
- On traditional
Christian-American values
- What is sin?
- It's
time to stop celebrating Easter
- It's
time to stop celebrating Christmas
- Inequality
Appreciation Day
Chapter 6: Philosophy
- It's
okay to be lost
- The
value of life
- Enlightenment
Through Logic
- The
Map of Everything
- Reading for
truth
- The
cosmic perspective
- Ode to Humanity
- The
prime prerogative
- The value of
knowledge
- Reality
is amazing
- Your
ability to think obligates you to
- Life is an
existential dilemma: part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4
- My secular theory
on ethics
- Ethics without
religion -you're already doing it
- Another attempt
at explaining my secular theory on ethics
- The
non-believers' 7 deadly sins
- The danger in
telling people life has no meaning
- Cost/benefit
analysis of hedonism
- Life is war
- How to solve a
problem using a team
- We have never
raised an entire generation of adults, ever
- 11 ways
mainstream academic philosophy has come to resemble religion
- My prediction on
the legalization of euthenasia
- How to think
critically
- My theory on
sexual morality
- 7 steps to becoming
a genius
- The scales of
knowledge
- The importance
of intellectual standards
- The american
burqa
- So
you don't believe in God. What do you do now?
- Do
agnostics fear death?
- An
agnostic theory on why God is so cruel
- An agnostic take
on god
- An agnostic take
on pascal's wager
- Sanity, reality,
truth, religion and science
- An agnostic take
on intelligent design
- Agnostic
nihilism
- Agnostic atheism
- The science of
thought
- Reason vs faith: part 1, part 2
- Should reason be
considered a legal religion?
- On legislating
morality
- Should
you let friends borrow money?
- Why
and when you should have a problem with authority
- Karma ghosts
- Deep
thoughts by the wise janitor
- The drug talk
- Demonizing
pleasure is a failed experiment
- Why
it's bad to be conceited
Chapter 7: Critiques of the U.S. Military From a Veteran
- The War Debt
- The military is
a cult
- How
and why military basic training brainwashes recruits
- 8 reasons not to
join the united states military
- 4 reasons why
American soldiers are as much victims as heroes
- You can support
the UCMJ or the troops but not both
- Parallels
between the Stanford prison experiment and student leaders in military
tech school
- An overdue
critique of the military caste system
- Objectively
quantifying the heroism of the troops
- State of the
Troops Address on the 10th Anniversary of September 11th
- An
open letter to the U.S. military
- Lessons
civilians can learn from the military
- Everything i
learned about military strategy i learned from playing real time strategy
games
Chapter 8: Ideas on Making the World a Better Place
- My
1 point solution to saving the world
- So you want to
save the world: part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4
- How to change
the world: part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5
- Don't
ask what your country can do for you
- Intellectual
monastery designs
- Solutions
for the 47%
- Things
I wish someone would invent
- An
open letter to Gen X
- Thoughts on
saving the world
- Why the world
sucks and how to save it
- Upgrade your
culture
- Give me an evil
genius grant
- Why the world
won't change much on its own
- Change comes
from within
- Dude, where's my
culture?
- 10 mistakes the
future generation won't make
- How to create
utopia
- Rambling
business proposal for project cairo
- The importance
of arguing
- Give to charity
by donating dividends
- Admitting you
have a problem is the first step to recovery
- How are heroes
made?
- Join the
romantic liberation movement
- Real Life
Activism Quest Card Deck Template
- My entry in the
$300 house contest (I lost)
- How
much complaining is too much?
Chapter 9: Pop Culture
- How
pop culture warps our perception of reality
- Why you should
boycott pop culture
- The
world won't get better until you stop being a vidiot
- 5
reasons why I hate Starbucks
- Why
the movie, "Brave" made me facepalm and Hollywood needs an
intervention
- Why
"Tomorrowland" made me facepalm
- Why
did "Full House" and "Saved by the Bell" exist?
- Milestones in
the decline of american pop culture
- 6 reasons not to
let your children read/watch twilight
- 10 signs you're
a sheeple
- Cost/benefit
analysis of internet trolling
- You reveal how
stupid you are when you type "lol"
- My
trainspotting-esque rant about life in america
- We need to talk
about this pants situation.
- 13 things I
won't say
- The
rising tide of vagrant intellectuals
Chapter 10: Education
- The
Alphabits Analogy (Why it's bad to be stupid)
- They're giving
away free super powers at the library
- 1 way to improve
college education
- The
quality of our leaders reflects the quality of our higher education system
- The
Glass Ceiling of Higher Education
- The entry I
submitted to Google's 10x100 contest
- Media for smart
people
- Silver Bullets
and Butterfly Wings
- School
and work should be fun, and it can be.
- It's
time to stop oppressing the academically disinclined
- Ways
universities make people dumber
Chapter 11: Economics and Business
- The
fundamental problem with the economy
- The
downside of economic growth
- A sustainable
economic model
- How
predatory capitalism warps the way we define maturity
- 7
reasons minimum wage should be higher
- The
world won't get better until you stop being a consumer whore
- Welfare
recipients aren't taking all your money. The rich are.
- The
injustice of employee contracts
- What
it's like to be poor
- How
to escape poverty
- Why
do poor people play the lottery?
- We
need to do more to help people get the job that's right for them
- Advice
for young workers
- Why
do so many small businesses fail?
- Collapse
is the product of unsustainability. Sustainability is the product of
sustainability.
- Stop
treating people like shit and they'll start giving a fuck
- The
legacy of a billionaire
- A novel approach
to taxing the rich
- The housing
market is a crime against humanity
- Business changes
the world
- Professionalism
is a straitjacket
- The letter i'll
never send my ceo
- Cost/benefit
analysis of economic oppression
- 7 ways worker's
rights need to improve
- The economy
needs a love stimulus
- Being a
conspiracy theorist is good business
- The cash
register is a ballot box. one dollar equals one vote
- Here i just
bitch about how expensive everything is
- Here i bitch
about how expensive everything is again
- Why your boss
sucks
- Life Path Flow
Chart
- But does
it have to be so hard to retire?
- An
ode to first world problems
- What's
the difference between expensive wine and cheap wine?
- The
customer is not always right
Chapter 12: Politics and World Issues
- 9
reasons foreigners look down on America
- Stop
talking about guns and start talking about poverty
- Things
Obama won't change in his next four years as president
- Conservative
Americans, you don't need to overthrow your government to make the world a
better place.
- Americans,
you're not represented in the 2012 presidential election
- Why
I'm not sure if we need another big Occupy Wall Street style protest
- Why
Obamacare made me face palm
- Why
you should not have faith in your government
- An American
Expat Visits the "Occupy Auckland" protest.
- The Issue of
Race in the #Occupy movement
- An intervention
with the police
- Predictions on
the Occupy Wall St. Protest
- Thoughts on
police who beat up protesters
- The Big Conspiracy
Theory
- Have
a sane perception of conspiracy theories
- Cost/Benefit
Analysis of Terrorism
- Borders are
inhumane
- A Discussion
about Osama Bin Laden's life, death and what it means for the future
- Corruption
reform
- The value of
voting in america
- Should police
enforce unjust laws?
- We need to talk
about utopia
- Why stop with
just making drugs illegal?
- A theory on
improving the political election process
- 10 solutions to
most of america's problems
- 6 steps to
change america
- The 28th
amendment
- My theory on
accountability laws
- America is a pc.
europe is a mac
- What i would
change if i were king: part 1, part 2
- 8 reasons to
legalize marijuana you've already heard
- Why prostitution
should be legal
- Why gambling
should be legal
Chapter 13: Generally Pessimistic Observations on Society
- The
life of an apple thinner
- Predictions
for 2013
- It's
the stress, stupid.
- When
will life be less stressful?
- Predictions
on the New Atheist movement
- Meta
Atheists V.S. Pop Atheists
- Problems
we accept are part of life but don't have to
- Adulthood is a
lie
- On being a
kidult
- No
action is an island
- Warning: we were
raised to be stupid
- Why you should
not live in suburbia
- 6 accurate and 4
inaccurate ways to judge people
- 10 reasons you're
surrounded by idiots
- 10 ways people
get dumber as they get older
- Why you
shouldn't support professional sports
- Should we really
be happy?
- We all wear
glass masks
- On how we
subjugate children
- The Tao of Booze
- If chivalry
isn't dead then kill it
Chapter: 14 Random Stuff
TL;DR Stories
- TL;DR Story
Time: The Paris, TX PTA
- TL;DR Story
Time: The Ents
- TL;DR Story
Time: One Night in December
- TL;DR Story
Time: The People's Pyramid
- TL:DR Story
Time: The Prisoner's Tale
- Who
will help me make some bread?
Prose
- A biker looks at social conformity
- A biker looks at
bad weather
- A biker looks at
the road
- A biker explains
why we ride
- A biker wonders
again why he rides
- A biker looks at
crying
Unfinished Novels:
Art
Chapter 15: Comics
Highway to the Thunderdome!
State of the Union (short, dark,
surreal, articulate political comics)
- The Land Lord
- Taxation Without
Representation
- Some are more
equal than others
- Life after
George Washington
- Basic Training
Explained
- The Officer
Corps explained
- The back end of
the S.O.P.A. issue
- 7 Steps to
becoming a billionaire (a response to people who say protesters should
just get jobs)
- Americans
getting hand outs
- Intervention
with a Pop Star: Part 1
- Intervention
with a Pop Star: Part 2
- The
Equality Myth
- The Tent Issue
- Veterans
protesting in Oakland
- Protesting in
America
- Political
Campaign Finance 101
- Economics 101
- University 101
- Conversation
with a bank greeter
- Written
film script version of State of the Union
An Old Man From Jersey Explains Life (Very
philosophical comics about life)
These are comics, which are loosely based on the short stories.
- Life
- Growing
Up
- The Chicken and
the Egg
- Religion
- Philosophy
- Is
Man Inherently Good or Evil?
- Does
Everything Happen for a Reason?
- Free
Will
These are short stories, which are precursors to the comics.
This is a film script for 6 of the Old Man From Jersey episodes.
Occupy LOL Street (comics about three
LoL Cats joining the Occupy LOL Street protests in Zucchini Park)
- Occupy
LOL Street: A Brave New Village
- Occupy
LOL Street: The Butterfly Effect
- Occupy
LOL Street: A For Anonymous
- Occupy
LOL Street: The People's Party
- Occupy
LOL Street and the Constitutional Convention
- Occupy
LOL Street and the Plight of the Homeless
- Occupy
LOL Street: The LOL Cats Save Christmas
- Occupy
LOL Street: The Freedom Flotilla
- Occupy
LOL Street: The Burden of Responsibility
- Occupy
LOL Street: The Guilded Age
- Occupy
LOL Street: The Wizard of LULZ
- Occupy
LOL Street: Adventures in Lobbying
Illustrated Parables
- A
Brief History of the Working Class
- A Story About
Marijuana Prohibition
- A
Story About Colonialization
This Was Your Life (Loki and a friend
taunt the dead at the Pearly Gates to the Underworld)
- This
was your life: A Christian Woman
- This
was your life: A Christian Fireman
- This
was your life: An Agnostic Diver
- This was your
life: The Hedonist
- This
was your life: The Martyrs
- This
was your life: The Selfless Servant
- This
was your life: An Atheist
- This
was your life: Two Randoms
- This
was your life: The Billionaire
- This
was your life: Spiritual But Not Religious
- This
was your life: The Faith Healer
- This
was your life: The Racist
- This
was your life: The Nonconformist
- This
was your life: A Liberal and a Conservative
- This
was your life: The Modern Artist
- This
was your life: The Vegetarian
- This
was your life: The Satanist
- This
was your life: The Obama Christmas Special
- This
was your life: The Pope and The Dali Lama
- This
was your life: The Puritan
